ghostlyteen:

i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me


crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.



"Nobody has ever measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold."
— Zelda Fitzgerald (via adderalldust)



  • me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
  • obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
  • me: Did I fucking stutter?


thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew



h0llo:

I’m simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet